Monthly Archives: February 2014

What do you like? Absolutely nothing!

"Have you always lived in Binghamton?" "No, it's an interesting story actually.  I lived in Deposit, then I moved to Las Vegas, then I ended up here." "Why did you go all the way from Deposit to Las Vegas?" "To get as far away from Deposit as possible." "Then why did you come back here?" "Abject poverty.  It was literally the only option." "What do you like about Binghamton?" "Absolutely nothing."

“Have you always lived in Binghamton?”
“No, it’s an interesting story actually. I lived in Deposit, then I moved to Las Vegas, then I ended up here.”
“Why did you go all the way from Deposit to Las Vegas?”
“To get as far away from Deposit as possible.”
“Then why did you come back here?”
“Abject poverty. It was literally the only option.”
“What do you like about Binghamton?”
“Absolutely nothing.”